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08 July 2007 @ 07:48 pm
Please, Master Naruto  
Title: Please, Master Naruto
Author: kujo_hikaru
Rating: PG-13, mention of kink, no lemon
Pairing: NarutoxSasuke
Length: 1363 Words (1485 with Alternate Ending)
Warning: Total disregard for canon, Naruto humiliating Sasuke, NO BETA
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me.
Summary: maid!Sasuke needs to "service" Naruto
Age: All the characters in this story are over 18 years old, so if Warriors for Innocence has a problem with my story, they can eat my hairy, white ass.


Dedicated to welt, 'cause she wanted maid!Sasuke. If she asks nicely, I may do a lemon. Oh, and I was given sugar today, so there is a playful alternate ending.




For the second time in as many minutes, Sasuke cursed Uzumaki Naruto. The stupid dobe just had to be so freaking creative as to pull that stupid perverted jutsu at the last minute in their match to throw Sasuke off balance and make him loose. And why did he screw up and make himself male and naked instead of female. By the time Sasuke stopped the blood flow from his nose, Naruto already had him tied to a tree and he had to admit defeat.

“Stupid dobe,” Sasuke muttered to himself while scrubbing the toilet in Naruto’s apartment. “Stupid dobe with his stupid jutsu making me bet to be his stupid maid for a stupid week and then making me wear this stupid maid’s outfit to scrub his stupid toilet.”

Earlier that week, Sasuke and Naruto had made a bet: whoever lost their sparring match that day would spend an entire day, 24 hours, as a maid for the other. The looser would have to listen to every command from the winner, except orders that would physically harm themselves or others. All day, Sasuke was kicking Naruto’s ass (in Sasuke’s opinion, that is) and was looking forward to watching Naruto reseed the Uchiha practice yard by hand, one seed at a time. However, a last minute distraction cost him the match, and now his dignity.

This morning found Sasuke standing at Naruto’s door looking decidedly disinterested and bored at a day as Naruto’s maid. As usual, Naruto answered his door in nothing but his boxers and was rubbing the back of his head sleepily, nearly giving Sasuke another nosebleed on his doorstep. Even worse, Naruto proceeded to force a frilly Lolita maid outfit into Sasuke’s hands and told him to “suit up” for the day.

Sasuke stopped for a moment to wipe the sweat from his brow and readjust the frilly hat Naruto had him wear. When his fingers brushed it, he scoffed and considered flushing it down the toilet. No, then Naruto would make him wear something worse. ‘Dammit, how do women wear these stupid things? Every time I bend over to scrub the toilet, the back lifts up and shows everything,’ Sasuke thought to himself while attempting to scrub the toilet and hold down his skirts at the same time. A deep chuckle from the doorway made him whip his head around.

“Outfits like that are usually for show, not for real cleaning. That’s why the skirt is so low,” Naruto said from the doorway, obviously appreciating the view from when Sasuke was bent over. When what he said sank in, Sasuke blushed prettily (in Naruto’s opinion) and glowered at the blond.

“Shut up, dobe. Then why the hell am I wearing it?” Sasuke demanded. He blushed deeper when Naruto let his eyes roam down and then back up Sasuke’s body.

“So I can stare at your ass when you work, and it’s ‘Naruto-sama’, not ‘dobe’” Naruto said with a smirk. As Sasuke was floundering and sputtering, attempting to say something in response, Naruto turned and left.

Before he was out of earshot, Naruto called out to Sasuke, “I’ll take lunch soon, Sasuke-chan. Please make me some ramen, and I guess something for you, too.” Sasuke began to shake in rage at that last comment before he pulled his hat off and threw it to the ground. He then proceeded to jump on the hat several times (as best he could in high-heeled shoes) and gave it a kick for good measure.

For just a moment, Sasuke stopped to play out a fantasy in his mind involving a katon and the uniform. Satisfied after playing that little scenario out in his head, Sasuke put the hat back on and headed to the kitchen to satisfy his “master” and make lunch.

---

After he finished loading the dishes from the blond’s kitchen into the dishwasher, Sasuke stood up and wiped his brow on his sleeve. ‘How can one person have so many dirty dishes,’ he thought to himself. Not finding an answer in his own head, Sasuke bent over to get the detergent for the dishes so he could run the machine. Before he could pull the box loose, a crash sounded from the kitchen door. Immediately, Sasuke spun around and dropped to a defensive position to catch Naruto clutching his nose and staring wide-eyed at Sasuke. The remnants of Naruto’s water glass were spread out in front of him on the linoleum floor.

‘Damn, I just swept that floor,’ Sasuke thought to himself. ‘Wait, what the hell ...’ he thought again, ‘why do I care. Gah, stupid dobe and his stupid maid outfit.’

“What the hell, dobe, can’t hold a glass?” Sasuke taunted with a sneer as he stood up. He wiped his hands on the apron he was wearing and turned back to get the detergent.

As soon as Sasuke was upright again, he was whipped around and pressed against the counter by the tall blond.

“Do you have any idea ...” Naruto started, staring into Sasuke’s face.

Sasuke could have sworn he hear Naruto mutter “screw it” before he bent forward and captured the raven’s lips with his own, but the sound of his brain exploding into a million pieces from the kiss made the whole encounter a little fuzzy.

After a few moments, Naruto pulled back to breath and Sasuke noticed he had both arms and both legs around Naruto’s powerful body and was resting on the edge of the counter. Between pants, Sasuke asked, “What the hell ... Naruto-sama?”

“Do you. Have any. Idea how. Hot you. Look in. That dress?” Naruto panted out. Sasuke blushed again and looked away from Naruto’s face. After a moment, he began to push Naruto away and unhooked his legs and arms to escape from the blond’s grasp. “Sasuke ...” Naruto gasped out, catching Sasuke’s hand as he tried to run from the room.

“Sasuke, am I that repulsive?” Naruto asked in a timid voice. Sasuke stopped short in his struggling and turned to regard Naruto with an incredulous stare. What he saw almost broke his heart; Naruto was staring at his feet dejectedly, looking sad and alone as he held loosely onto Sasuke’s hand.

Unable to bear seeing his best friend and rival looking like that, he did the only thing he could think of at the moment: he grabbed Naruto by the shoulders and hugged him close to his body. Naruto instantly brought both of his arms up around Sasuke and returned the hug. Feeling a little strange comforting someone taller than him (even with the heels), Sasuke gripped Naruto as tight as he could and scolded, “never, ever, think that, dobe. Ever.”

“Then why did you run away from me,” Naruto said into Sasuke’s hair.

“I thought you were making fun of me. I look like a bigger moron than you in this thing,” Sasuke said with a distasteful face. Naruto pulled back when he said that and looked Sasuke in his eyes.

“No, you don’t. I’ve never seen you look more beautiful, Sasuke,” Naruto replied.

The two of them stared into each other’s eyes for a long moment and Naruto bent in again to capture Sasuke’s lips. This time, Sasuke remembered it.

Again, after a few earth-shaking moments in each other’s embrace, Naruto pulled away to catch his breath. As the two of them stood there panting an embracing in Naruto’s grubby little kitchen, the blonde pulled one of his hands up to caress Sasuke’s cheek.

“Sasuke, I-I love you,” Naruto stated softly. Sasuke’s breath caught in his throat as he tried to process those four simple words. The entire world seemed to slow down as Sasuke struggled to keep breathing, let alone think. Naruto said he loved him. Naruto, as in the loud, obnoxious, boisterous, heroic, dedicated, dreamy, sexy, best friend Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto loves him!

(break for alternate ending)

“I,” Sasuke said with a pause.

“I love,” he tried to continue, but couldn’t seem to get the words to form in his throat.

Finally, steeling his will and settling his shoulders, Sasuke looked Naruto square in the eye and said, “I love you too, dobe.”

- The End -




ALTERNATE ENDING

“I,” Sasuke said with a pause.

“I love,” he tried to continue, but couldn’t seem to get the words to form in his throat.

“I love ... Sakura?” Sasuke said with a note of confusion. Naruto whipped his head back to stare incredulously at Sasuke after that confession. He noticed the confused look on Sasuke’s face as he stared out Naruto’s kitchen balcony. There, on the ground, was Sakura. At least, her body was sprawled across the floor of the balcony, a massive amount of blood pooled from her nose.

“Well, I guess that’s what she gets for peeking ...” Naruto said with a chuckle. Sasuke just punched Naruto on the shoulder and kissed him again.

"Please, take me know, Naruto-sama," Sasuke begged.

"With pleasure," Naruto said, and dragged Sasuke off to the bathroom. They lived happily ever after ... until the neighbors kicked them out because of Sasuke's screams.




And that's it. Like I said, I can do a lemon if people want it ...
 
 
 
welt on July 9th, 2007 09:00 am (UTC)
Wahhh~ *swoons*
I love it! Thanks so much for writing this ^^ I'm so happy (and nosebleeding) right now ^^ I absolutely adore maid!Sasuke and love how you made him pretty. And no matter what Sasuke says, frilly dresses look good on him. Period. ♥

[And you know I'd love a lemon too... ♥♥♥]
kujo_hikarukujo_hikaru on July 11th, 2007 06:28 am (UTC)
Re: Wahhh~ *swoons*
I'm hoping I can have a lemon written tomorrow. I also have this beta'ed, so I will post the corrections tomorrow, too.
Lindy Stark_undertoe on September 9th, 2007 03:48 am (UTC)
Sasuke as a maid is win!

The part with Sasuke trying to cover his modesty reminded me of a pic I saw on DA:

http://isuzu-rin.deviantart.com/art/Sasuke-in-Maid-Suit-36093320

and just because Warriors for Innocence don't understand FanFiction/Art:

http://Angeliq.deviantart.com/art/Lolita-Sasuke-Commission-52077321
kujo_hikarukujo_hikaru on September 10th, 2007 01:42 pm (UTC)
That second one is amazing! Oh, and I love your icon xD

Thanks for the comment (and art)!