08 July 2007 @ 07:48 pm
Title: Please, Master Naruto
Author: kujo_hikaru
Rating: PG-13, mention of kink, no lemon
Pairing: NarutoxSasuke
Length: 1363 Words (1485 with Alternate Ending)
Warning: Total disregard for canon, Naruto humiliating Sasuke, NO BETA
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me.
Summary: maid!Sasuke needs to "service" Naruto
Age: All the characters in this story are over 18 years old, so if Warriors for Innocence has a problem with my story, they can eat my hairy, white ass.


Dedicated to welt, 'cause she wanted maid!Sasuke. If she asks nicely, I may do a lemon. Oh, and I was given sugar today, so there is a playful alternate ending.




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- The End -




ALTERNATE ENDING

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And that's it. Like I said, I can do a lemon if people want it ...
 
 
 
30 May 2007 @ 12:17 pm
I now see reports that people even mentioning Warriors for Innocence are being targeted for deletion. Well, I'm not hiding and I'm not changing their name to an image in my text so it's not searchable. You want a piece of me? Bring it, bitches!
 
 
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
 
 
 
05 February 2007 @ 01:08 am
Title: Running Late (one shot?)
Author: kujo_hikaru
Rating: R, mention of sex and kink, no lemon
Pairing: Narutox(everyone)
Length: 1710 Words
Warning: Total disregard for canon, alcohol, and mention of copious and often really dirty sex, NO BETA
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me.
Summary: Sakura is told some disturbing things about Naruto.
Age: All the characters in this story are over 18 years old, so if Warriors for Innocence has a problem with my story, they can eat my hairy, white ass.

I completely blame my evil, horny friends for sitting around and discussing my sexual exploits before I got to the Super Bowl party. What can I say, I'm a slut. And I blame my boyfriend for the idea about the clones. I thought of it long before he mentioned it, but seeing as he isn't a Naruto fan (or a fan of Anime in general) and he thought about using the Shadow Clones in sex a mere 30 seconds after seeing Naruto use one in battle in the anime made me realize there is still hope in the world.



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This was a one-shot without lemon. I kinda want to write that NaruIno lemon, cause blonde sex is hot. I'd also like to know what Neji was doing with Naruto on their missions that made him limp. And my new favorite person is Sai, because Naruto + Sai + Naruto Shadow Clones = A Very Happy Me.

Oh, and I will be posting the update to Punishment this week. Sorry, but work hasn't even left me time for watching TV or or taking down the Christmas tree or makin the mansex, let alone time for writing. On the second weekend of January (when I was supposed to take down the tree), I promised myself that came first for free time (because I'm sure the neighbors were starting to make fun of me). Since I did that yesterday, I am specifically setting aside time Tuesday and Wednesday evening to finish rewriting the second part of Punishment and updating Part 3 to reflect any changes and to maintain the consistency. I'm going to skip beta and publish Part 2, but I will send it and Part 3 to beta and update with changes before I post Part 3. Believe it!


Kujo

P.S., Adding "Believe It!" to the end of that A/N has got to be the gayest thing I've done all week. Sorry.
 
 
 
11 January 2007 @ 06:41 pm
Title: Punishment (1/2)
Author: kujo_hikaru
Rating: this, R for language, later NC-17, for warnings below
Pairing: NaruSasu, uke!Sasuke Gang Bang
Warning: NonCon, Bondage, Rape, Gang Bang
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me. I am not Masashi Kishimoto, the creator of these characters.
Summary: Sasuke is captured, and Hokage!Naruto lets Ibiki give him a "special" punishment.
Age: All the characters in this story are over 18 years old, so if Warriors for Innocence has a problem with my story, they can eat my hairy, white ass.

I don't even know where this came from. The lemon just appeared in my head, and I couldn't get it out. It kind of scares me that something like this came through my mind, but ... it's kinda hawt. I wrote the plot parts around the main lemon. This is totally written, and the other two parts will follow soon. As for the content, please don't kill me. Please? Follow the fake cut.



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P.S., this is not Beta-ed. I need a Beta. Wanna be my Beta?


J
 
 
 
22 October 2006 @ 06:29 pm
Title: Helping Hand (one shot)
Author: kujo_hikaru
Rating: NC-17, M, R, or whatever you want to rate pure unadultered smut
Pairing: NaruSasu, mention of KakaIru
Length: 4000 Words
Warning: Total disregard for story line, alcohol, and really dirty sex
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me.
Summary: Sasuke is training to be a jonin, and Kakashi and Naruto decide to help.
Age: All the characters in this story are over 18 years old, so if Warriors for Innocence has a problem with my story, they can eat my hairy, white ass.

This is my first public fic, and it is the results of sleep deprivation and really good allergy medication. It is un-beta'ed and only run through Word for grammar and spelling. Sorry if it sucks. I think I'll do KakaSasu (or even SasuKaka next). Something about Sasuke's name minus the first three letters kind of forces my hand when I choose who to make the top. And let's face it, everyone in the damn series has a dominant personality . . . well, except Hinata, but she's too sweet for me to de-flower in a fanfic.

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J